Trump’s $45-Million Birthday Parade Is the Most Expensive Midlife Crisis in U.S. History

On June 14, Donald Trump will throw himself a $45-million military-themed birthday party, paid for by American taxpayers. If you’ve ever wondered what it looks like when a narcissist uses a government like a mirror, this parade is it. Well folks, get ready to wave your tiny plastic flags and clap like trained seals, because…

Welcome to Alcatraz, Mr. Trump—Your Suite is Ready

Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz for his enemies. I say let’s do it—so long as he’s the first one locked up. Donald Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz. Because of course he does. You can practically hear the theme from The Rock blaring in his head as he slobbers over this latest authoritarian fever dream. He’s…

Donald Trump Killed the Joke

I’ve always used humor to cope. It got me through heartbreak, illness, and all the usual crap life throws at you. But ever since Donald Trump hijacked reality and made chaos our new normal, nothing feels funny anymore. The joke’s over—and we’re the punchline. I’ve used humor to survive just about everything life has thrown…

Trump’s America: Where Loyalty to Law Is a Crime and Dissent Is Treason

Governor Tony Evers did his job—and Trump’s goons threatened him with arrest. If that doesn’t chill you to the bone, you’re not paying attention. Let me say this as plainly as I can: What just happened to Governor Tony Evers is not only outrageous—it’s authoritarian rot, spreading from the Oval Office like mold in a…

Donald Trump vs. The Deep State: The Delusion That Just Won’t Die

Ever since returning to office in 2024, Donald Trump has doubled down on his “deep state” delusion—firing civil servants, silencing opposition, and weaponizing paranoia. But the only thing more dangerous than the fantasy is the reality of what he’s doing with it.   Ever since Donald Trump clawed his way back into the White House…

Still Blaming Biden? Trump’s Excuses Don’t Match Reality

Donald Trump is back in the White House, but he’s still blaming Joe Biden for everything — from gas prices to crime to immigration. The problem? Much of what Trump criticizes was shaped by global events or began under his own watch. At some point, he’ll have to take responsibility — and the facts aren’t…

100 More Days of Trump: Lies, Cruelty, and Chaos

I’ve never supported Donald Trump, and after witnessing the first 100 days of his second term, my opposition has only intensified. His actions have been a relentless assault on truth, decency, and the very fabric of our democracy. This piece is my unfiltered, deeply personal account of the chaos and cruelty that define his presidency….

Trump’s 100 Days of Wreckage, Whining, and Wannabe Dictatorship

Trump’s second term is a masterclass in wrecking America while grifting off its carcass. From mass deportations to global isolation, here’s why his first 100 days are a disaster we can’t afford to ignore.   If you thought Donald Trump’s first presidency was a train wreck, buckle up. His second term, barely 100 days old,…

Fighting Back With Common Sense: Democratic Governors Step Up Where Trump Falls Short

Democratic governors are leading with courage, common sense, and real leadership — exactly what America needs to push back against Trump’s dangerous and self-serving executive orders. It’s almost unbelievable how fast Donald Trump’s second term has plunged into chaos — and we’re not even halfway through it yet. His executive orders are rolling out like…

Trump Claims Public Safety Depends on Perfect English for Truckers

In his latest publicity stunt disguised as policy, Trump targets immigrant truck drivers under the laughable excuse of “public safety.” Because clearly, the biggest threat on American highways is imperfect grammar — not crumbling infrastructure, impossible schedules, or corporate greed. Read why this executive order is nothing but another cruel, divisive distraction. Well, folks, here…

Justice in Handcuffs: President Trump’s Attack on Judge Hannah Dugan and the Constitution

When a judge is arrested for defending the law, and the President mocks due process as an inconvenience, the future of America is no longer in question — it’s in crisis. In what now passes for normal under President Trump’s second term, Milwaukee County Circuit Judge Hannah Dugan was arrested — not for misconduct, not…

Trump’s America: A Slow-Motion Demolition Derby

Trump’s second term is no presidency — it’s a slow-motion demolition derby. As he guts civil rights, press freedoms, and basic human dignity, millions of Americans are standing up and fighting back. We refuse to let him wreck everything we hold dear. At this point, calling Trump’s second term a disaster feels like calling the…

Trump’s Second Coming: Who’s Cheering, Who’s Crying, and Who’s Screwed

Trump’s second term is off to a roaring start—if by “roaring” you mean trampling civil liberties, inflating his ego, and governing like a wannabe autocrat. Spoiler alert: It’s not the billionaires or bigots who’ll suffer most. Trump’s reelection in 2024 wasn’t a political comeback—it was a hostile takeover. And ever since he strutted back into…

Trump Says He “Knows What the Hell He’s Doing.” The Evidence Screams Otherwise.

Trump’s latest tariff tantrum proves once again that he’s steering America’s economy like a blindfolded man on a unicycle—on a tightrope—during an earthquake. And yes, he still insists he’s got it all under control Let’s talk about the man who just assured America, “I know what the hell I’m doing”… right before proving the exact…

Welcome to Trump’s Funhouse: Where the Oval Office Is Now a Shrine to Himself

In a move so absurd it could pass for satire, Trump has turned the Oval Office into a museum of megalomania—complete with self-portraits, a painting of his own “heroism,” and plans to pave paradise to avoid soggy shoes. If you thought Donald Trump’s ego couldn’t get any bigger, buckle up—because the Oval Office has just…

If You Still Think The Economy Is Fine, You Might Be Dumb, Blind, or Both

When everything from groceries to healthcare to housing costs more by the week, pretending “everything is great” isn’t patriotism — it’s lunacy. Here’s a brutal, fact-soaked wake-up call for anyone still living in fantasyland. There comes a point when denial stops being innocent and becomes downright dangerous. In today’s America, apparently that point is somewhere…

I’m a Progressive Democrat — and Guess What? I’m Still a Pretty Great Person

In a time when division feels easier than connection, here’s a reminder that being a good neighbor, a good citizen, and a good human doesn’t require political agreement — just a little heart, a little humor, and a lot of brownies. I’m a proud progressive Democrat living in a world that sometimes feels like it’s…

Chaos and Cruelty: Trump’s Immigration Raids Are a National Disgrace

Trump’s mass immigration raids have turned cruelty into national policy — shattering families, trampling due process, deporting students. Hiding behind a 226-year-old relic of war, he’s dragging America into constitutional collapse. This is not security. This is fear and tyranny unleashed. When Donald Trump forced his way back into the White House, no one expected…

Trump and His Sick Obsession With Conspiracy Theories: America’s True Enemy

Donald Trump didn’t just spread a few conspiracy theories — he made them his brand. From birtherism to election lies to QAnon insanity, he dragged America into the gutter for his own ego. He isn’t a hero. He’s Enemy Number One — the greatest threat to truth, democracy, and basic human decency this country has…