The Most Litigious Man in America 

Donald Trump’s latest $230 million lawsuit against the Justice Department proves once again that no one loves the courtroom more than he does. In this cynical look at the most litigious man in America, I imagine what it would be like if the rest of us could sue him for the stress, sleepless nights, and…

From Cabinet to Cult: Trump’s Second-Term Meetings Hit Peak Spectacle

Trump’s August 2025 cabinet meeting was a 3-hour sycophantic spectacle starring flattery, awkward flirtation, and zero governance. If you want leadership, try Netflix—at least they rehearse. There was a time when cabinet meetings were boring—and that was a good thing. Presidents used to surround themselves with experts, debate real issues, and maybe even make decisions….

Trump’s $45-Million Birthday Parade Is the Most Expensive Midlife Crisis in U.S. History

On June 14, Donald Trump will throw himself a $45-million military-themed birthday party, paid for by American taxpayers. If you’ve ever wondered what it looks like when a narcissist uses a government like a mirror, this parade is it. Well folks, get ready to wave your tiny plastic flags and clap like trained seals, because…

Welcome to Alcatraz, Mr. Trump—Your Suite is Ready

Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz for his enemies. I say let’s do it—so long as he’s the first one locked up. Donald Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz. Because of course he does. You can practically hear the theme from The Rock blaring in his head as he slobbers over this latest authoritarian fever dream. He’s…

When Everything Is Political

In a world where even your choice of vehicle or morning brew can spark political debates, navigating everyday conversations has become a tightrope walk. This piece delves into the absurdity of our hyper-politicized society, where nothing is off-limits, and everything is a potential minefield. So, my sister recently asked me, “Is your son still enjoying…

Step Right Up to the Worst Show on Earth 

Since January 20, 2025, the Trump administration has transformed governance into a wild three-ring circus. With Trump as the ringmaster and his crew playing their eccentric roles, every day is a show full of high-flying stunts, daring knife throws, and unexpected pratfalls. Dive into my take on this never-ending spectacle.. Donald Trump, as the ringmaster,…